Monday, 22 December 2008

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM - BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIAN

LxEnts quite liked Night at the Museum. There's a sequel which looks quite good!



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BRAND SPANKING...

ASHER D FEAT MUTYA BUENA - I'M WITH YOU



Thoughts???

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

DANIEL MERRIWEATHER FEAT WALE - CHANGES!!!!!



Watch out for this guy in '09...seriously!


LxEnts

How many times...

...is Rihanna going to re-release the SAME album???? aaaaaaaarrggghhhhhh!!!!

(the answer is 3!!!!! - wtf?????)

LxEnts

Friday, 19 December 2008

Day & Nite - Da Collie Version!

This track is soooooooo fly (how fly is it?)...that you could add the sweet twitter of morning birds and it would STILL be a romper stomper. Collie Buddz knows this hence why he has now done this!



Thoughts??

LxEnts

WheelMan

The girls at LxEnts are swooning at Mr Diesel...hot in the flesh, hot in pixels, they reckon! The game looks hectic too!



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UFO Sightings in Peckham???



Ha Ha! Shout out to marvin's blog which is where we saw this first. I reckon its Space Feds! lol this is PECKHAM we're talking about!!!!

LxEnts

The Power Of Advertising!





Is this not absolutely genius??? This sort of advertising is scary yet exciting!
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Like the Kaleidescope you always wanted...

This looks amazing!



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Padded Room - '09

This should be interesting!

It's schduled for release in the Feb '09 - yeah, like that means anything for you nifty lot!

LxEnts

Colour Your Specs

Ray Ban are about to release 'Colourize'.


I'm sure Melo will be over the moon! It's like his bday and chrimbo have come at once!

Get creative!

LxEnts

CLASS OF '09

CHARLES HAMILTON - BROOKYN GIRLS



Thoughts???

LxEnts

Do you hear the sounds coming out of my mouth?

...(that's short for speechless!)

NATURALLY 7


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Obsession (My heart goes Boom Boom Clap)

Peeped this trailer on ATCN...This film looks serious! Starring Bey Bey and Idris Elba (The Wire), let this be a lesson to all those dudes that can't keep it in their pants! Omarion's 'Obsession' best be the title theme!



Holy Crizzap!!! EEEEEKKKK!!!!

LxEnts

Thursday, 18 December 2008

Member I told you!

A lil while back, you remember a posting about 3-D film Scar. You may also remember we warned you that soon 3-D images would be standard in our lives and no longer a novelty. Well WE WERE RIGHT! Dang! Even we didn't think it would be THIS soon though! Check out this article from The Evening Standard online:

MILLIONS of homes could soon get access to 3D television, the Evening Standard has learned.
Sky today unveiled the world's first home TV service shot in three dimensions, and said it could be available next year.
The technology means images appear to leap out of the screen and into the room.
Sky product development director Gerry Sullivan said: "Lots of people have seen a 3D film - we want to bring that experience into the living room. Everyone who has seen the 3D service has been blown away by it."
Broadcasts contain two separate images, one for the left eye and one for the right eye. Viewers wear special polarising glasses which fool the brain into thinking the picture is in three dimensions.
Sky has already secretly filmed several major sporting events - including football, rugby and boxing matches - in 3D, and has produced a 3D version of Gladiators. The shows have been broadcast from its London headquarters on a test channel.
The Sky+ HD set-top box is compatible with the system, but it requires a 3D television. Bosses are currently using ones from Japan, which cost about £2,500, but major manufacturers are planning to announce lower-cost models early next year. Several are also developing screens which do not require glasses to be worn, although these are at an early stage.
The new technology follows the success of high-definition, which now accounts for the majority of new TV sales. Mr Sullivan said: "We are ready to go. It is now a question of whether consumers actually want this service. But we are confident that there will be a lot of interest, and that a 3D service could be launched relatively quickly."
Programmes are shot using a two-camera system, which records high-definition footage for each eye. Static and hand-held cameras allowing pitchside shots of football matches, for example, are also already in use.
Chris Johns, Sky's chief engineer, said programme makers were already excited about the possibilities. Hollywood studios have plans to shoot 3D films, and rock band U2 last year filmed their first 3D concert, shown at the Cannes film festival.
The BBC has tested 3D cameras and filmed several programmes. Earlier this year it broadcast a 3D version of Scotland's defeat of England in the Six Nations rugby championship to a cinema audience in London.
"We are still learning, but so far the response of everyone who has seen this has been amazing," said Mr Johns.

LxEnts




The Power of Advertising

Or should we the power of Sony Bravia advertising. The new ad looks sick! Trust! Sony Bravia have erected the worlds biggest zoetrope ever, Guiness World Records official! Spanning 9.98 metres in diameter and 10 tonnes in weight, it features 64 images of AC Milan player, Kaka demonstrating some nifty footie moves when activated.

For all you 'zoetrope' googlers, here comes the science! Zoetropes are a 19th century optical illusion which uses a gradual repetition of images to produce a moving flick book image when spun.



Imagine seeing this live! Damn!

Look out for the ads but remember where you saw it first!

LxEnts





The Hate Game

Click here now to watch the most powerful viral on the net right now, period. It's an online film created by a company called Knifedge which chronicles the last few moments of Stephen Lawrence's life that faithful night in Eltham in the form of a computer game (genius!). It's part of a series titled 'The Hate Game' by the Holocaust Memorial trust!



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BRAND SPANKING...

YOUNG JEEZY FEAT SHAWTY REDD - WHO DAT?



Club banger, smasher!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

SHYSTIE - NU STYLE

New Style


Dope!

LxEnts

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

BRITNEY IS MARMITE...

You either love her or hate her or love to hate her...etc! The world and it's pet Pug has an opinion on Brit Brit! The world couldn't wait to shut her down after her performance on X-Factor a few weeks back! All LxEnts has to say is this...live and let live! Everyone deserves a second chance, right????
We're loving new track and vid - Circus! Welcome back, Britters!!!!!!

Britney Spears - Circus


Thoughts???

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

MSTRKRFT FEAT NORE & ISIS - BOUNCE



Loving the electro/hip-hop crossover!!!!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING (almost)...

Whilst LxEnts were taking a much needed vacation, the new video from Roots Manuva seemed to have passed us by...That's slipping!!!!! but what's that other saying...better late than never!

ROOTS MANUVA - SPIRIT MOVE YA



Big tune!

LxEnts

N-DUBZ + GMTV = BRAPSKI!

Now this is what we're talking about! This is a good look! Look what true determination and focus can get ya! UK artists take note!



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BITCH-ASS-NESS!

Check out the clip below of Dash waffling on about the demise of his 'relationship' with Hova!



Dash - get a clue! Jay don't give a damn!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

SWAY FEATURING AKON - SILVER & GOLD


This video is slick!! Yes, yes Sway!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

N.E.R.D - SOONER OR LATER



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Tuesday, 16 December 2008

LXENTS PRESENTS...

LUC SKYZ

We, here at LxEnts don't believe in ramming who we believe to be ' the next best thing' down your throats. Yes, we may give our opinion here and there but for the most part we like to let the artist's music do the talking.

Luc Skyz first came to our attention when we heard the following track on Channel U back in it's infancy.



TUUUUUNNNNEEEEEEE!


Then came this:



and now the wait is finally over! Luc Skyz is back!



So here's where you come in...The new video has been launched on Channel U...Wanna see it in full??? Gonna have to vote!!!!


Vote Number: 3747 - text this number to 81700

(Freeness show) - no excuses! - 0800 612 2467

Let's do this UK! Let's make it happen for '09!!!!!!! It's Luc's time to shine!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING

KYLA - DO YOU MIND - PRODUCED BY CRAZY COUSINZ



Funky House is on the take-over! This is a club banger of a smasher! Crazy Cousinz are deep!


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CONTORT YOURSELF!


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TROUBLE!

LxEnts don't condone any form of trouble, but on this occasion we encourage it, standard!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

LADY SOVEREIGN - I GOT YOU DANCING

Lady Sovereign - I Got You Dancing


Where has she been? The beat's alright! The vid is not serious!

Thoughts???

LxEnts

Why? Will Why?

It's been reported that Big Willie is in talks to do a Hancock sequel and an 'I Am Legend' prequel...there is only ONE question...WHY? HAVEN'T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH? (ok that's two questions but shock can do that to ya!)

Thoughts??

LxEnts

X Men Origins - Wolverine Trailer

Check out 'Sexiest Man Alive' (...lost for words...), Hugh Jackman, in the trailer for the new X-Men Movie (he's not grotesque but come on, seriously...ok, we're over it now!).

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE HD


LxEnts

Shrek - The Musical????

Wasn't Shrek The Third bad enough? It's opened to critical acclaim in the US of A apparently but let's be honest, easily pleased much?

Hit or Miss?

LxEnts

Monday, 15 December 2008

The Big L

LxEnts are quite looking forward to the new Lil Allen album...Album cover's alright, still!

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Touch!

Outside, it's blitz! You're decked out in your wooly coat, hat, scarf and gloves. You've arranged to meet mates and they are late! You need to make a phone call...you have a touch screen phone! aaaaggggghhhhhhh! That it is not the way forward! Now you're mega pissed coz not only are they late but now you're fingers have to suffer too!
...not anymore! introducing the 'touch screen gloves' making struggling with the latest touch screen technology a thing of the past, available in a range of colours and reasonably priced to boot!

You know you want some...Go here to purchase online.

LxEnt

Nike Sample Sale

Make it happen...and if you haven't been to Batemans Row before, take a map, trust!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

WRETCH 32 - INNA DI GHETTO



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What????



*sigh* This cannot be serious?!??!!!

LxEnts

Almost doesn't count...



How can you miss? How much closer do you need to be dude? This would have been so much more poignant had the shoes actually HIT Bush! He's still a G though! The force behind the dashing of the shoes was fierce!

LxEnts

Monday, 8 December 2008

See a penny...

DON'T, whatever you do, throw it at Kanye!



lol this is too much! Kanye dissed back in auto-tune and on beat! That's some serious shizzle!


LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

BRANDY - LONG DISTANCE




Not the most exciting track on the planet, in fact....zzzzzzzzzzzzz

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

BUSTA RHYMES - ARAB MONEY




So THIS is what all the fuss is all about!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

LUDACRIS - EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS





F*** YOU LUDA! lol


LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

NELLY - ONE AND ONLY




We like this lil ditty from Nelly. Not so sure about the polo neck sweater though! eeeek!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

GAME FEAT NE-YO - CAMERA PHONE




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BRAND SPANKING...

PLIES - FAMILY STRAIGHT




Bwoy! We all have family issues but this is deep!

LxEnts

BATMAN - ARKHAM ASYLUM



REASON 2 why the PS3 is the way forward! Santa best bring us one asap!

LxEnts

GHOSTBUSTERS - THE VIDEOGAME



THIS should be enough to convince you that a PS3 is the way forward!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

NEWHAM GENERALS FEAT DIZZEE RASCAL AND G MAN - VIOLENCE (full version)



We previewed this vid a couple weeks back. Now check out the full version

LxEnts

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

BRAND SPANKING...

Tinchy Stryder feat Taio Cruz



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BRAND SPANKING...

Prodigy - Invaders Must Die (Big up to Noel Clarke!)



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Bold? (nope), Storm? (nope), Introducing...


The Blackberry Javelin!
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Where the heck have you been? (As in us!)

We have been celebrating the birthday of CEO and founder of LxEnts these past few days...we're not as young as we used to be so the recovery period has taken a tad longer than usual. A big thanks to all that came and made the day special...to all those that didn't reach, you lot missed out innit!

LxEnts

Thursday, 27 November 2008

Oh Diddy! Oh Diddy!

Check out Diddy's mini movie 'I Am King' *sigh* (not in the swoony, heart-throb i love you way kinda way, in the oh jheeze! just when we thought it was all over sorta way!)



Thoughts??

LxEnts

Dang!


It's tonight! It's at 'On The Rocks', Kingsland Road, Shoreditch and it's gonna be what the bits you can see on the flyer say! It's £3 squiddles on the door!

LxEnts

Home Underground!

If you haven't seen Ezra Bang and Hot Machine, where the fricking hell have you been???? Buffallo Bar, Islington, tonight, capish?

LxEnts

Rif Raf

Cocknbullkid is playing! Hello?

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

JAMIE FOXX FEAT TI - JUST LIKE ME



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DEEP!


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I Want Candy!

Being LxEnts Bornday month...life is one big PAR-TAY! Keep checking back for all the fresh to death events taking place over the next couple of days and the coming weekend! This is happening in Birmingham tonight!

It's free guestlist entry but you'll need to go pick up a ticket from the store so GO GET!

LxEnts



Wednesday, 26 November 2008

YolanDa Brown

LxEnts first heard YolanDa play her saxophone at Kojo's Comedy Funhouse at least a couple of years ago and we knew she was going to be a force to be reckoned with. Fast forward to 2008 and YolanDa Brown now has a Mobo award under her belt and an amazing live show with an amazing line up to headline! Check out the ad for YolanDa's Live Concert This Saturday 29th November!



If you haven't had a chance to catch YolanDa live yet, you got absolutely no excuse now!

LxEnts

Newham Generals

Signed to Dizzee Rascal's label 'Dirty Stank', it's their time to shine! Check out the promo video for upcoming single 'Violence'



Thoughts??

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

NE-YO - MAD



Wouldn't have been our third single choice from the album but the tracks nice enough...the video is on it's A game. Pretty powerful stuff...has a story to tell...put's life's 'petty feuds' into perspective!

Thoughts??

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

Leona Lewis - Run (Snow Patrol cover)



LxEnts luuurrrve the original and heart this one too...Video...dull as ever! when will this girl find a personality? Great voice though!

Thoughts??

LxEnts

Just a wee snippet...

...of Britney's new vid for 'Circus'! It was 'leaked' (and is still available!?!) online!



So far so good huh?

LxEnts

Pastry!


The Simmon's Sisters have descended upon the LDN to launch their Pastry line! Pastry was branded right before our very eyes on a 2007 edition of 'Run's House'. The girls felt that a fun, funky, fresh female line was needed with candy-coated colourways good enough to eat - 'Pastry'...geddit? The Pastry brand includes clothing and trainers and is in a Foot Locker near you now!

LxEnts

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

LxEnts Presents...

LOWKEY
"Lowkey's dope! Definately representing for the UK" Ghostface Killah (Wu-Tang Clan)
"One of my favourite rappers right now" DJ Semtex (BBC 1Xtra + Dizzee Rascal's DJ)
“One of the best lyricists in the Western Hemisphere” Benjamin Zephaniah
"Amazing...so good I was nearly crying" Ms Dynamite
“One of the most intelligent and sickest MCs” DJ MK (Kiss FM + Roots Manuva's DJ) "Incredible...A Spike Milligan for the 21st Century.” Rowan Pelling (BBC Radio 4 Arts Review Show)

Wow! Can we just point out that LxEnts didn't feel it was appropriate to try and put this into some kind of biog form because these statements speak clearly and concisely on there own. Lowkey is dope! Simple as that! We're not asking you, we're telling you BUT a democratic world is a just world so it's only fair that we should provide you with evidence to back up our talk! Maybe Lowkey's track 'IN MY LIFETIME' feat Wretch 32 will convince ya! Listen here.

'In My Lifetime' is the 1st official single from debut album Lowkey's Album 'Dear Listener'. With a prodution team which includes Scram Jones (Mariah Carey/G-Unit), Stylaz Fuego (Chamillionaire/Busta Rhymes) and Q Tones (Lil Wayne), this LP is a force to be reckoned with and a collection must-have! Lowkey's versatility is present and correct throughout this album and he isn't afraid to push the boundaries (check out the beatbox instrumental by Faith SFX and guest vocals from Jon McClure from Reverend and the Makers).

We think you've heard enough and we trust that you'll make the right decision so to purchase the album go here and for the myspace go here.

If you don't know, you better get to know! ASAP!

LxEnts

Don't have a cow man!

Ahhh, it's an age old story! Brand Wars! LxEnt stumbled onto a goodun'

We hereby present T-Mobile vs 3! Watch both ad's and all will become clear!

T-Mobile


3 Mobile's Response


Classic!!!!

LxEnts

The 'Deluxe' Albums Debate!

LxEnts have been debating this one for a while...the team seem to be a 50/50 split! Personally speaking, in my opinion, it's a greedy, money scamming rip-off and an 'up middle finger' to all the fans that brought the album the first time round! Came across this article on the BBC News page...their opinion sounds very familiar, huh LxEnts team? I'm just saying!

Thoughts???

LxEnts

Roll Deep 1 - BNP-0

Roll Deep sent a 'serious' message regarding the racism issue not too long ago...remember this?



and now someone's gone and leaked the BNP members list (tut tut tut), Roll Deep are on the case! The video for upcoming single 'Club 7' see's Roll Deep confronting the BNP list situation (even going as far as exposing some of the names along the bottom of the screen for the duration of the video) in a tongue in cheek manner but you know the saying 'many a true thing said in jest!'. Hopefully the severity of the situation will be taken on board also.



Thoughts??

ps...no reason! I just had to throw this one in there! Badman! Roll Deep are always on point when it comes to repping current issues, a lie?



LxEnts


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Intuition is telling me...


...that after such a long absence, Jamie Foxx's new album is going to be a banger! What a slick-ass album cover! That's hot! The production team is on point too! Timberland, Tricky Stewart, The Dream, Sean Garrett! Bwoy, that's serious!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

Blak Twang - So Hard

Check out the video for "SO HARD", the second single from the Blak Twang album "Speaking from Xperience", filmed in Lagos Nigeria by UK director Luke Biggins



LxEnts


BRAND SPANKING...

Busta Rhymes - I Got Bass



Thoughts???

LxEnts

Monday, 24 November 2008

Ipod Touch Nano

Features: 2.8-inch touchscreen display,
3.5mm headphone jack,
dual dock connectors
removable game controller


WIZZOW!

LxEnts

N-Dubz - BBC Sound


N-Dubz! Where do we start? The album, 'Uncle B' - chart postition 11 in the first week of it's release! This is despite album releases from serious 'heavyweight' contenders such as Bey Bey, Dido and Leona's 'poor' re-release. 'Papa' - the single - in at 30 on the singles charts! It seems everybody wants a slice of the N-Dubz pie including BBC Sound who have invited N-Dubz to perform on Thursday 27th November. Wanna be part of the audience? Yeh, thought you'd say that!
As long as you're aged between 16-21yrs then email:

switchguestlist@monkeykingdom.com

...stating your name, age and number of tickets needed and make sure you put N-Dubz in the email subject header.

Have fun!

LxEnts

Tonight!

LxEnts

Dizzee supports The Prodigy on Tour!


Here are the all important dates!

THE PRODIGY WITH DIZZEE RASCAL Cardiff International Arena Cardiff SUN 05/04/2009 19:30 order
THE PRODIGY WITH DIZZEE RASCAL Newcastle Metro Radio Arena Newcastle MON 06/04/2009 19:30 order
THE PRODIGY WITH DIZZEE RASCAL S.E.C.C. Glasgow TUE 07/04/2009 19:30 order
THE PRODIGY WITH DIZZEE RASCAL National Indoor Arena Birmingham THU 09/04/2009 19:30 order
THE PRODIGY WITH DIZZEE RASCAL Manchester Evening News Arena Manchester FRI 10/04/2009 19:30 order
THE PRODIGY WITH DIZZEE RASCAL Trent FM Arena Nottingham SAT 11/04/2009 19:30 call venue for tickets
THE PRODIGY WITH DIZZEE RASCAL Sheffield Arena Sheffield MON 13/04/2009 19:30 order
THE PRODIGY WITH DIZZEE RASCAL Brighton Centre Brighton TUE 14/04/2009 19:30 order
THE PRODIGY WITH DIZZEE RASCAL Wembley Arena London THU 16/04/2009 19:30 order
THE PRODIGY WITH DIZZEE RASCAL Wembley Arena London FRI 17/04/2009 19:30 order

Make it happen!

LxEnts

TI -The Full Testimony



LxEnts

JUST SAY NO!


This is up there with Leonardo DiCaprio in Uggs Shocker! This is NOT a good look!

LxEnts


BOW!!!!!!!


Yes, you heard right! A BOW! capsule collection is now available at the Poste Mistress flagship boutique in the heart of London.
Go have a wonder at the collection in the beautiful boutique atmosphere of designer shoes and exclusive accessories.
61-63 Monmouth Street,
Covent Garden, London,
WC2H 9EP
Tel: 020 7379 4040
Nearest tube: Covent Garden / Leicester Square

Your love and support is always appreciated . . .

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

Wiley feat Kano and Ghetto - She's Glowing



Thoughts???

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

Giggs - Last Straw



No disrespect, coz we hear that Gigg's is a bit of an 'ardnut and will clap us in the neck like Amanda in Saw 3 and all that but does this vid not look exactly like a bait college video production? We understand the whole, 'keeping it real' and 'catering for the streets' nonsense but SURELY he can come better than this? BET winner - as you keep reminding us must have SOME budget?

Thoughts??

LxEnts

Friday, 21 November 2008

Damn the competition's getting fierce out here!


Even COMMON'S getting in on the blog hustle!

Check out his blog here

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

KERI HILSON feat LIL WHEEZY - TURNING ME ON



WHAT A BANGER!

Thoughts??

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

SLIM FEATURING RYAN LESLIE & FABOLOUS - GOOD LOVING



Hmmm! doesn't blow our minds as much as



Thoughts???

LxEnts

You Still Here????

Ok! We know it aint easy...being Bey Bey's lil sister and all! That's some pretty tough Jimmy Choo's to fill! BUT why do we all have to suffer as well? Haven't we heard enough? *sigh*


Solange - T.O.N.Y




Thoughzzzzzts???

LxEnts

'Whatever I Like!'

This Obama spoof of T.I's 'Whatever You Like' is JOOOOKKEEEEESSS!!!!!



LOL!

LxEnts

The Roots survive Bus Crash

This is the horrific picture of The Roots tour bus crash which, thank the Lord above, saw no fatalities! For full details go here.

Life is precious!

LxEnts

About Frickin' Time!


Came across this lil gem whist perusing on Semtex and Bashy's blogs!

Go here to see a positive piece on up and coming music pioneers in The Guardian online and here to see an equally positive piece on the grime scene from The Independent Online!



Let's keep it moving!

LxEnts

BRAND SPANKING...

Wiley - Cash in My Pocket



LxEnts are feeling the video, v creative! We like the 1st person perspective stance! Tracks alright too!

Thoughts??

LxEnts

Brummie Mash Up

Faux Real and Size? Brummie present to you...


If we weren't gonna be raving it up in LDN, we most certainly would! Oh yeah and ITS FREE! Just in case you missed that part!

LxEnts

Thursday, 20 November 2008

KANO'S CORNER - 48 BARS VOLUME 1 - FREE DOWNLOAD HERE

The Uk's Mc No 1 KANO released a series of videos entitled
The 48 Bar series
Leading up to the release of his album 140 GRIME ST on the 29th Sept 2008
and for the 1st time YOU (YES YOUUUUUU!!!)
Can download the Hi-quality audio
NOW
FOR FREE!!!!



CLICK THE COVER ABOVE TO DOWNLOAD^^^^

If you missed the videos..
(you must have been hiding with Bin Laden to miss them)
Check them out below

48 BARS PART 5- Forum Nonsense



48 BARS PART 4- THE ONE


48 BARS PART 3- I Hit The Roads


48 BARS PART 2- A Lot


48 BARS PART 1- 2 Much Bars


LxEnts

Lyrical Danger!


You're in your car, you're pumping your favourite track...hard!, you're singing at the top of your voice, WORD FOR WORD...or so you thought...Just when you thought you couldn't be more right, you actually couldn't be more wrong!

Don't worry! You're not the only one!!!! Here's a few of the most common lyrical blunders!

Artist: Madonna
Song: La Isla Bonita
Real lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Misheard as: Last night I spent all my pesos

Artist: Wham!
Song: Careless Whisper
Real lyric: I'm never gonna dance again, Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Misheard as: I'm never gonna dance again, gimped-up feet 'aint got no rhythm.

Artist: Outkast
Song: Hey Ya!
Real lyric: Shake it like a polaroid picture
Misheard as: Shake it like a polar bear ninja (Bare jokes, give me a break!)

Artist: Macy Gray

Song: I Try
Real lyric: Though I try to hide it, it's clear, my world crumbles when you are not near
Misheard as: Though I try to hide it, it's clear, I wear goggles when you're not here

Artist: Dionne Warwick
Song: Heartbreaker
Real lyric: Why do you have to be a heart-breaker
Misheard as: Why do you have to be a park ranger?(Jheeze! Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse!)

Artist: Michael Jackson
Song: Smooth Criminal
Real lyric: Annie Are You OK?
Misheard as: Eddie get your house key

Artist: Tina Turner
Song: Private Dancer
Real lyric: I'm your private dancer, dancer for money...
Misheard as: I'm your primate dancer, dancer for monkeys...

Artist: Robert Palmer
Song: Addicted To Love
Real lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
Misheard as: Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove
Also misheard as: Miner's little faces, you're addicted to love

Dang!

LxEnts



Sexy Toonage Spinage!

Get me two of these (can't mix with one turntable, innit?):

...and I'll be the best DJ ever, standard, period!

LxEnts

Kanye & Kaws

Kaws has designed the artwork for Kanye's '808's and Heartbreak' Itunes album cover! How dope do this be?


This design will also be released in stores as a special christmas packaging edition!

LxEnts


Project Pat is back and still wack!

Classic Project Pat



NB - Project Pat aint got no right to be calling anyone anything considering his face looks like he been slapped up bare times with said 'heads of chickens!'.

Anyway, he's bac.....k *snooze*

Check out the vid for 'Keep It Hood'



Comeback or Dash-back?

Lxents

BRAND SPANKING...

Q-TIP - RENAISSANCE RAP!



OOOOWWWWWEEEEE!!!!

LxEnts

...There it goes!...


Obama's Presidential term doesn't even begin until January '09 and already 'he's got mail' -

“a heavy legacy of failure and crimes awaits you.”


“in you and in Colin Powell, (Condoleezza) Rice and your likes, the words of Malcolm X (may Allah have mercy on him) concerning ‘House Negroes’ are confirmed.”


The above statements were thought to be posted by Al Queda's deputy on an Islamist website!

This is not a good look!

Thoughts??

LxEnts