You're in your car, you're pumping your favourite track...hard!, you're singing at the top of your voice, WORD FOR WORD...or so you thought...Just when you thought you couldn't be more right, you actually couldn't be more wrong!
Don't worry! You're not the only one!!!! Here's a few of the most common lyrical blunders!
Artist: Madonna
Song: La Isla Bonita
Real lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Misheard as: Last night I spent all my pesos
Artist: Wham!
Song: Careless Whisper
Real lyric: I'm never gonna dance again, Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Misheard as: I'm never gonna dance again, gimped-up feet 'aint got no rhythm.
Artist: Outkast
Song: Hey Ya!
Real lyric: Shake it like a polaroid picture
Misheard as: Shake it like a polar bear ninja (Bare jokes, give me a break!)
Artist: Macy Gray
Song: I Try
Real lyric: Though I try to hide it, it's clear, my world crumbles when you are not near
Misheard as: Though I try to hide it, it's clear, I wear goggles when you're not here
Artist: Dionne Warwick
Song: Heartbreaker
Real lyric: Why do you have to be a heart-breaker
Misheard as: Why do you have to be a park ranger?(Jheeze! Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse!)
Artist: Michael Jackson
Song: Smooth Criminal
Real lyric: Annie Are You OK?
Misheard as: Eddie get your house key
Artist: Tina Turner
Song: Private Dancer
Real lyric: I'm your private dancer, dancer for money...
Misheard as: I'm your primate dancer, dancer for monkeys...
Artist: Robert Palmer
Song: Addicted To Love
Real lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
Misheard as: Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove
Also misheard as: Miner's little faces, you're addicted to love
Dang!
LxEnts
